Giant Armadillo Attacks Motel
Fed up with being highway casualties, armadillo scientists that had been working in secret for years unleashed their champion: Armadillotron, a giant bent on the destruction of a symbolic tourist destination - The Big Texan Motel in Amarillo. Cars in front of the motel were crushed, as seen here.
The armadillos' plan backfired when Armadillotron wandered out onto I-40 and immediately fell dead. Apparently that's really all armadillos know how to do on a road.
Yeah, it's April Fools Day and I had to do something, didn't I?
By the way, the Big Texan sells those cool nodding armadillos in the gift shop. They're classic. No foolin'.
Yeah, I know it's April Fools' Day, but what does that have to do with the Armadillotron attack?
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