The Lope: Giant Armadillo Attacks Motel

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Giant Armadillo Attacks Motel

Fed up with being highway casualties, armadillo scientists that had been working in secret for years unleashed their champion: Armadillotron, a giant bent on the destruction of a symbolic tourist destination - The Big Texan Motel in Amarillo. Cars in front of the motel were crushed, as seen here.

The armadillos' plan backfired when Armadillotron wandered out onto I-40 and immediately fell dead. Apparently that's really all armadillos know how to do on a road.

Yeah, it's April Fools Day and I had to do something, didn't I?

By the way, the Big Texan sells those cool nodding armadillos in the gift shop. They're classic. No foolin'.


Anonymous sigerson said...

Yeah, I know it's April Fools' Day, but what does that have to do with the Armadillotron attack?

Thu Apr 02, 12:37:00 AM  

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