Giant Armadillo Attacks Motel

Fed up with being highway casualties, armadillo scientists that had been working in secret for years unleashed their champion: Armadillotron, a giant bent on the destruction of a symbolic tourist destination - The Big Texan Motel in Amarillo. Cars in front of the motel were crushed, as seen here.

The armadillos' plan backfired when Armadillotron wandered out onto I-40 and immediately fell dead. Apparently that's really all armadillos know how to do on a road.

Yeah, it's April Fools Day and I had to do something, didn't I?

By the way, the Big Texan sells those cool nodding armadillos in the gift shop. They're classic. No foolin'.