The Lope: Fortified with Corpses

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Fortified with Corpses

So what does our October slogan, "Fortified with corpses", actually mean? It means we'll be bringing quality corpses to locations near you.

Yes, year before last I bought a cart load of clearanced K-Mart corpses after Halloween.

Unfortunately, when I got them out of storage last year I unwittingly released a force that was hard to control.

So, are re-animated faux corpses scary? (Brooks, Hutchinson, Kansas)

No, they're not particularly scary; but their dinner bills are - particularly when you're paying the ticket for multiple undead. (Skaets, Hutchinson, Kansas)

It figures that skeletons would go to a rib place. (Roy's, Hutchinson, Kansas)

They even want dessert. I don't know where they put it, especially as they're pretty much just bones and empty space. (Dairy Queen on 3rd street, Hutchinson, Kansas)

I tried to edify them with a museum visit. (Cosmosphere, Hutchinson, Kansas)

At least they attended a few of our regional cultural events.

And they helped pick out pumpkins for Jack-O-Lanterns (Polks - Medora, Kansas)

However, they did climb on some local monuments (Canton, Kansas)

By the end of the month they'd taken me to the cleaners.


Blogger marlu said...

Love it. You are so creative!

Wed Oct 23, 10:44:00 AM  

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