Fortified with Corpses
So what does our October slogan, "Fortified with corpses", actually mean? It means we'll be bringing quality corpses to locations near you.
Yes, year before last I bought a cart load of clearanced K-Mart corpses after Halloween.
Unfortunately, when I got them out of storage last year I unwittingly released a force that was hard to control.
So, are re-animated faux corpses scary? (Brooks, Hutchinson, Kansas)
No, they're not particularly scary; but their dinner bills are - particularly when you're paying the ticket for multiple undead. (Skaets, Hutchinson, Kansas)
It figures that skeletons would go to a rib place. (Roy's, Hutchinson, Kansas)
They even want dessert. I don't know where they put it, especially as they're pretty much just bones and empty space. (Dairy Queen on 3rd street, Hutchinson, Kansas)
I tried to edify them with a museum visit. (Cosmosphere, Hutchinson, Kansas)
At least they attended a few of our regional cultural events.
And they helped pick out pumpkins for Jack-O-Lanterns (Polks - Medora, Kansas)
However, they did climb on some local monuments (Canton, Kansas)
By the end of the month they'd taken me to the cleaners.