Geese (one cooked)
Yesterday, I was driving in Wichita KS's Riverside Park when I ran across these cars stopped for a group of ducks and geese.
Problem was, the fowl could not decide which direction to go. The stopped cars would honk a bit and try to edge forward, but the birds seemed to rule the road.
Finally, the guy driving the approaching car simply honked once, slowed down a little, and then plowed right through the web-footed pedestrians.
One casualty. I'm not sure how to feel about this - selfish driver or cosmic lesson? Probably both.