The Lope: Corpses at the Cleaners

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Corpses at the Cleaners

So, Halloween is over but you've still got a few corpses on your hands. What the heck will you do with them? Burial is expensive these days so I recommend storage in the attic.

But are your corpses April fresh and ready to put away? Mine weren't, so I took them to Patty at Saylor Cleaners in Hutchinson.


Anonymous ~Kathryn~ said...

I'm going to miss the corpses !!

Sun Nov 01, 04:01:00 AM  
Blogger Ace Jackalope said...

Worry not, Kathryn. Next year I may discover that mixing rechargable and non-rechargable batteries brings them back.

Sun Nov 01, 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous sigerson said...

I, too, miss the corpses -- and I never, ever thought I'd say that phrase. But these corpses look like the life of the party (pun intended), especially the one who always has his (her?) mouth wide open as if laughing or excited.

How about reenacting the first Thanksgiving using the corpses? Or Santa Corpse?

Fri Nov 06, 02:09:00 AM  

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